Tear Gas Prescription

Chad Roach

Dec 17, 20241 min read

Updated: Dec 19, 2024

Dr. Sham’s Tear Gas Prescription:

DO NOT RUB!

Lots of blinking.

Add dish soap to a bottle of water.

Pour lots of soapy water like a river.

Continue with fresh water.

Make sure to remove contacts.

Gaumarjos!

Dr. S. Sham, MD

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