The Real Georgian Dream

Guys my name is Samantha Sham. Call me Sam. If you’re not familiar with my SKAZ, that’s because it’s mostly garbage, and shhhh … I’m a foreign agent. In this tale, everybody's worried about Dali, but Dali doesn't need rescued as she shrugs off Russian insanity and chases her Georgian Dream, the real Georgian Dream and blah, blah, blah—listen this nonsense is written in SKAZ form, which means it's a complete waste of time. And fun. Pure mischief. And what's better than a stolen Ukrainian story form to call out Russia's bullshit?

Mother Georgia, Kartvlis Deda, ქართვლის დედა in Georgian, stands in Tbilisi, and symbolises Georgian character, and in her left hand she holds a bowl of wine to greet those who come in peace, and in her right hand a sword for those who come as enemies.

Mother Ukraine, Ukraína-Máty, Україна-Мати in Ukrainian, stands in Kyiv and symbolizes Ukrainian character, and in her left hand she holds a shield to greet those who come in peace, and in her right hand a sword for those who come as enemies.

Facing the same bully.
Guess.

Mother America stands in her puddle, holding her interminable torch, living life lucky, blessed and unafraid—no delusional neighbor obliging eternal vigilance and an ocean between her and her former oppressor. But even the Green Goddess, Mother of Exiles, is stumbling on her pedestal, slowly turning her back to the Atlantic.

Cyberattacked by the same bully.
It’s time for the world to say no more—enough lies, enough bullshit. 

Georgia leads by example, taking tear gas to the face, night after night, and never backing down. And Georgia is Europe. Because the Real Georgian Dream is freedom and working toilets—not terror and titushkies.