Guys my name is Samantha Sham. Call me Sam. If you’re not familiar with my SKAZ, that’s because it’s mostly garbage, and shhhh … I’m a foreign agent. In this tale, everybody's worried about Dali, but Dali doesn't need rescued as she shrugs off Russian insanity and chases her Georgian Dream, the real Georgian Dream and blah, blah, blah—listen this nonsense is written in SKAZ form, which means it's a complete waste of time. And fun. Pure mischief. And what's better than a stolen Ukrainian story form to call out Russia's bullshit?